It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
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I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
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We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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