I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
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I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.