I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
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I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
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Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma