we made out on top of his cat.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
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I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
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Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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