i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
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i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
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i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.