A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
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Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
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You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone