I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.