he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
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We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.