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Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail

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(205): Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail http://tfl.nu/2rgt

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Ill do this for you.

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You are a team player.

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This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.

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(828): Ill do this for you. (1-828): You are a team player. (828): This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more. http://tfl.nu/hmdx

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(631): View more from New York

did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??

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(631): did you know you can prarie-dog a fart?? http://tfl.nu/q6p3

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even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him

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(321): even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him http://tfl.nu/7qwv

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Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"

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(516): Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn" http://tfl.nu/e8ge

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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question

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(978): Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question http://tfl.nu/aezp

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(256): View more from Alabama

Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.

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(256): Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program. http://tfl.nu/l90z

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you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell

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thats the international knock for joint time

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(423): you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell (901): thats the international knock for joint time http://tfl.nu/xbry

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We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.

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(586): We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds. http://tfl.nu/hj47

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You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.

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(314): You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left. http://tfl.nu/9ybp

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Why is there broken glass in my purse?

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You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting

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(403): Why is there broken glass in my purse? (1-403): You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting http://tfl.nu/xg38

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I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me

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(732): I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me http://tfl.nu/tpku

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Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.

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(336): Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them. http://tfl.nu/8xwy

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I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?

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I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak

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(650): I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up? (831): I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak http://tfl.nu/xa8u

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground

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and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice

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(306): so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground (306): and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice http://tfl.nu/0q9q

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