New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
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They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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