Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
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Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH