another moral hangover. fuck.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
about cumming, not toast
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.