Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
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I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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