I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
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Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
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You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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