it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
4 words: hood of his car
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
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I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
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I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
My bed smells like the plague
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Will exercising make me less horny?
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