NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
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I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
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NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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