honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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