it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
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yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
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I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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