We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
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17 year olds will be the death of me.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
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All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
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