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They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
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she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
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I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
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