Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
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I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
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can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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