Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
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Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
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I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
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