Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
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At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
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I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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