HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Someone came in the potted fern
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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