Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
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he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
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So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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