honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
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That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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