Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
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shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
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They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
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