He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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