I'm sorry my penis didn't work
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
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Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
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She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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