so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
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Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
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So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect