Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
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there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
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Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...