I like my sex mixed with concussions.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
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ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
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I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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