dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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