i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
It's just like the Real World with babies
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
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