If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
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It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
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We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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