god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
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Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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