Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
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Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
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Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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