how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
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I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
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You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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