is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
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he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
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Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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