I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
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after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
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Boobs are out for the taking
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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