she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
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Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
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We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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