it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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DIN'T JUSGE NE.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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