I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
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She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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