You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
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Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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