You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
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Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
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Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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