I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this must be what syphilis tastes like
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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