it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
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Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
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i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
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You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine