The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
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What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
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Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.