Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
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Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
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You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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