Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
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Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
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a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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