I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
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