Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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