did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
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There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
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she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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