this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
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So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
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do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Please don't give away my fajitas
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