He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
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she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
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Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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