I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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