my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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