maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
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he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
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I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Damn victory sex feels great
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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